names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Randomize
