You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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