Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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