is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I think a kid would responsible me up
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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