nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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