dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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