Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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