i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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