The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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