i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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