20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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