god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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