i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
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