You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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