yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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