I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
