btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
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