I want to have your abortion
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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