yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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