She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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