To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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