I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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