Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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