respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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