My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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