you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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