Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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