Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Holy shit dude........stairs
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