And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Randomize
