Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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