so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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