I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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