Already got asked if we're dating
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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