He uses pillows to masturbate.
so let's talk penis.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
