I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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