It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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