One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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