The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
You dont lie about slip and slides
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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