Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
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