I hate your face
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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