would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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