Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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