it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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