No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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