Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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