Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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