think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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