i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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