She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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