Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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