I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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