i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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