You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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