Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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