I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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